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Super Whopper
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Posted - 2009.03.22 12:07:00 -
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This thread is made of fail. 1 Billion for your daughter? You're cheap aren't you? The Goon finally found out that there is such a thing as the female sex and all you want is 1b? If I found out my daughter was going out with a Goon I'd demand a Titan. FFS man, get your priorities straight 
As for your son, that's a waste of time. If he ever managed to go out with a female Goon then I would castrate him myself so he doesn't pollute my gene pool.
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Super Whopper
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Posted - 2009.03.22 15:55:00 -
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 Originally by: Chris Liath
Edited by: Chris Liath on 22/03/2009 13:23:13
"Nice daughter. We'll take her."
WIN! 
Originally by: grapetrain
Hi guys! I'm the Goon in the OP. We had a lovely time last night, I think she might have even enjoyed it.
What did you do, show her how to play EVE?
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Super Whopper
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Posted - 2009.03.22 15:56:00 -
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Edited by: Super Whopper on 22/03/2009 15:59:15
Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem
I'm going to go with accept the fact that your daughter is dating someone who is into computer gaming and probably just smokes weed as opposed to some douchebag who wears a tracksuit and drives a lower underlit civic thats covered in rice.
Right off the hop you have things in common that you can relate to.
I'd be more worried if she was dating a BoB FC, because he would be in his 40's or 50's, probably force her to do stuff against her will, then smack the crap out of her when she fails to provide. Also he might bring all his possible friends over to do things to her. Then abandon her for no apparent reason.
Also by default he is a cheater so he would break her heart.
Oh look at this bitterness. This isn't CAOD little girl.
Originally by: Abrazzar
Get the FC in a director position and then have your daughter convince him to disband goonswarm so that kenny can make a corp named goonswarm (and goonfleet) and mop up the goon sov?
What Goon sov?
Originally by: Monkey Saturday
Let us know if you ever hear this from her bedroom:
"Here I come....BOOYA!!!!"
"I'm coming in hot" would be even worse. I would break down her door and pod both!
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